Rambles and Randomness?

I take this road for granted. The ideal country road, right down the street.

I Heart Clinique

Chalk dye. Frizzy hairrr.

Can I be tan like…now? Please? Like back when I was younger and all I had to do was stand outside for less than an hour to get a tan? I miss being so tan that I’m mistaken for being adopted when I’m out with my family.

Hmph. If we actually went back to the beach this summer, I’d be tan in half a second. 

I want my Cherokee skin baaackkkk :( 

That settles it. If it’s sunny tomorrow, I’m laying out all day. And going for a walk.

Well….maybe not all day since I have to take my car to the car doctor. 

To be able to listen to Christina Perri’s “A Thousand Years” without automatically feeling absolute revulsion. 

I mean, it’s a lovely song. 

So, why, Twilight “Saga”, MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?

I just wanted to watch the music video. Little did I know, it featured Twilight scenes. Or whichever book those are from. 

I wonder if there’s a revulsion face??? 

I thought Bella was a nice name, but Stefenie Meyer and Kristin Stewart ruined that.

I’m having a difficult time trying not to be so critical of those books and movies, but they just make it so easy.

Oh my god. Really? How do people not know this?

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Tweets from People Who Just Found Out the Titanic Was Real

If you’re in the mood to feel better about your own intelligence, please read more of these tweets.

Prime example of why geese are evil.

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Man vs. Goose

You’ll think twice the next time you’re tempted to swing at a goose.

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The 14 Funniest Examples of the Berks Meme

Every now and then, a poignant piece of comedy comes along that really makes you think.

Most of these come from Know Your Meme.

Lonely Boy